Sammi, I'm in no rush to meet a guy!

我對我超剩女的現(xiàn)狀，還是很淡定的!

But if I wait too long, I'll be gray-haird and wrinkled adn no one will want to date me!

不過，我要是剩太久，又老又皺，就沒人要了!

But then the guys your age will be all bald and fat, so you'll go together perfectly!

沒事，那是男的是又禿又胖，你是白云，他是黑土!

Thanks, I feel so much better.

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你....太會聊天了